I recently found myself dating two men at the same time. One is fairly good looking, romantic, and treats me with respect. The other is kind of a bad boy, doesn't call when he says he will, and often breaks plans with me at the last minute…but he is so sexy and can really work it in the bedroom. Which do I go for?
Conflicted In Canada
Dear Conflicted In Canada,
Your situation reminds me of an 80's Reese's Peanut Butter Cup commercial. A guy eating a chocolate bar bumps into a girl with a jar of peanut butter and they exchange words:
“Hey you got peanut butter on my chocolate.”
“You got chocolate on my peanut butter.”
The end result was they realized that combining chocolate and
peanut butter was better than eating them individually. Instead of choosing between these two different men, you need one man with both personality traits. In Me, Myself & Irene, Charlie Baileygates was a caring and loving father until his wife left him for another man. Then he suffered a mental breakdown and developed a split personality, Hank – the bad guy that every girl is attracted to but can't bring home to their mother. You need to put these men in traumatising situations so they both develop another personality. Then choose the guy who has the two personalities that fit your needs. It's double the pleasure, double the fun.
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