Stand by Me – Reelz Channel – 8:00 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being.”
ACTOR: Jerry O’Connell.
REASON TO WATCH: Lard ass.
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford – AMC – 9:30 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “You want to investigate my courage? Do you? Find out! Find out!”
ACTOR: Brad Pitt.
REASON TO WATCH: Jesse James.
30 Days of Night – F/X – 9:00 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “I’m done playing with this one. You want to play with me now?”
ACTOR: Josh Hartnett.
REASON TO WATCH: Non-sparkly vampires.
Dragonheart – HBO East – 6:00 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “Don’t clutter up a clever scheme with morality.”
ACTOR: Dennis Quaid.
REASON TO WATCH: Sean Connery as a dragon.
Supercop – Encore West – 6:05 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “Super cops in Hong Kong are cheap and plentiful like commodities in supermarkets.”
ACTOR: Jackie Chan.
REASON TO WATCH: The stunts.
A Bronx Tale – Spike -7:00 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.”
ACTOR: Robert Di Nero.
REASON TO WATCH: First date scene.
The Fifth Element – SyFy – 6:30 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “I know she’s made to be strong, but she’s also so fragile, so human. Know what I mean?”
ACTOR: Bruce Willis.
REASON TO WATCH: The Fifth Element.