Kelly’s Heroes – Military Channel – 8:00 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “To a New Yorker like you, a Hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on 3 Tigers.”
ACTORS: Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, Don Rickles, Donald Sutherland.
REASON TO WATCH: Nazi gold.
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves – Syfy – 5:00 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “Men speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose.”
ACTORS: Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, Christian Slater, Alan Rickman, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio.
REASON TO WATCH: Kevin Costner as Robin Hood. Do you need a better reason?
Hudson Hawk – Reelz Channel – 8:00 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “But I want to do community service; I want to teach the handicapped how to yodel.”
ACTORS: Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Andie MacDowell, James Coburn, Richard E. Grant, Sandra Bernhard,.
REASON TO WATCH: “Swinging on a Star.”
The Dukes of Hazzard – E! – 8:00 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “Dontcha know you’re not supposed to wear white after Labor Day?”
ACTORS: Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott, Jessica Simpson, Burt Reynolds, Willie Nelson.
REASON TO WATCH: The General Lee.
Resident Evil – Bravo – 7:00 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “She bit me, man. She took a chunk clean outta me.”
ACTORS: Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez.
REASON TO WATCH: A good video game movie adaptation.
Escape From New York – Reelz Channel -8:00 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “They’re savages, Mr. President.”
ACTORS: Kurt Russell, Donald Pleasence.
REASON TO WATCH: Snake Plissken.
Gran Torino – TNT – 6:30 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “Get off my lawn!”
ACTOR: Clint Eastwood.
REASON TO WATCH: Clint Eastwood’s final acting performance.