American Pie – Comedy Central – 6:57 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “You realize we’re all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.”
ACTORS: Alyson Hannigan, Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth, Seann William Scott, Eugene Levy, Chris Klein.
REASON TO WATCH: Pie.
A League of Their Own – AMC – 8:00 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “Yeah, I’m just going home, grab a shower and shave, give the wife a little pickle-tickle, and I’m on my way.”
ACTORS: Tom Hanks, Geena Davis, Madonna, Lori Petty, Rosie O’Donnell, Garry Marshall.
REASON TO WATCH: No crying in baseball.
Friday Night Lights – TNT – 10:00 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “Gentlemen, the hopes and dreams of an entire town are riding on your shoulders. You may never matter again in your life as much as you do right now.”
ACTOR: Billy Bob Thornton.
REASON TO WATCH: Based on a true story.
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome – AMC – 5:30 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “Two men enter, one man leave!”
ACTOR: Mel Gibson.
REASON TO WATCH: Master Blaster.
Summer Rental – AMC – 10:00 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “Can you tread water with that hook?”
ACTOR: John Candy.
REASON TO WATCH: Boat race.
Super Troopers – HBO Comedy East -3:10 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot, and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms man.”
ACTORS: Broken Lizard.
REASON TO WATCH: Opening scene.
Napoleon Dynamite – Comedy Central – 2:56 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “Your mom goes to college.”
ACTOR: Jon Heder.
REASON TO WATCH: Time travel machine.