Billy Madison – AMC – 8:00 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “You know I like Snack Pack. Why can’t you just give me a Snack Pack?”
ACTORS: Adam Sandler, Darren McGavin, Bridgette Wilson, Bradley Whitford.
REASON TO WATCH: Penguin.
The Others – AMC – 8:00 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “Sometimes the world of the living gets mixed up with the world of the dead.”
ACTORS: Nicole Kidman, Fionnula Flanagan, Christopher Eccleston.
REASON TO WATCH: Good old fashioned ghost story.
The Big Hit – Starz in Black – 6:50 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “Melvin, pal, the hundred or so people you’ve murdered over the past five years probably have relatives that don’t think too highly of you.”
ACTORS: Mark Wahlberg, Lou Diamond Phillips, Christina Applegate, Antonio Sabato Jr.
REASON TO WATCH: Mark Wahlberg’s first action movie.
Road House – AMC – 8:00 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “My way…or the highway.”
ACTORS: Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott.
REASON TO WATCH: Dalton.
The School of Rock – Bravo – 10:00 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “Now raise your goblet of rock. It’s a toast to those who rock!”
ACTORS: Jack Black, Sarah Silverman, Mike White, Joan Cusack.
REASON TO WATCH: The music.
A Night at the Roxbury – E! -8:00 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “Yeah, yeah, Joanie loves Chachi, but does Chachi give a flyin’ fuck about Joanie?”
ACTORS: Will Ferrell, Chris Kattan, Richard Grieco.
REASON TO WATCH: The brothers reaction to sex.
Year One – Comedy Central – 2:15 p.m. EST
QUOTE: “If we never ever see you again, it’s not because we are avoiding you!”
ACTORS: Jack Black, Michael Cera, David Cross, Olivia Wilde, Vinnie Jones.
REASON TO WATCH: Cain and Abel.