“Oh hey, Dan. So this is your son’s first Halloween. What are you going to dress him up as?”
“I don’t know. Maybe a lion? I mean, what other options are there?”
ext-align: justify;”>Jason Smith showed up to a Halloween party this weekend at the Moose Lodge in Burbank, CA dressed as a power loader from Aliens. He just proved with his costume that I’m either a lazy dad or he’s just that much nerdier than I am.
If you think you have a better movie-themed Halloween costume than this, please email it to me at firstname.lastname@example.org or tweet to @misflix.