MONDAY 5/2
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – HBO Family East – 4:10 p.m. EST
“A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me…you didn't pay money for this.” Kevin Eastman. Mutant Turtles.
TUESDAY 5/3
Monkey Shines – Chiller – 8:00 p.m. EST
“You killed my Bogey!” Stephen King. A murdering monkey.
WEDNESDAY 5/4
Die Hard – AMC – 8:00 p.m. EST
“Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.” Bruce Willis. John Wayne reference.
THURSDAY 5/6
The Jacket – Starz Cinema – 8:10 p.m. EST
“How much time do we h
ave?” Adrien Brody. Time travel.
FRIDAY 5/7
Uncle Buck – Encore West – 5:50 p.m. EST
“You should see the toast. I couldn't even get it through the door.” John Candy. Car backfire.
SATURDAY 5/8
Mask – OWN – 2:00 p.m. EST
“What's the matter, never seen anyone from the planet Vulcan before?” Eric Stolz. Based on a true story.
Dead Heat – Encore Action – 7:05 p.m. EST
“You're dead, McNab. You're even deader than I am.” Joe Piscopo. Zombie cop.
SUNDAY 5/01