What the smoke means is that a new pope has not been chosen. Granted it’s only day one of deciding who the new Pope should be but if they want help nominating a Pope that people will like, they should watch The Pope Must Diet.
In the movie, the Pope dies and a new one has to be elected. The secretary of the College of Cardinals is hard of hearing and accidentally announces the name of an honest priest, Giuseppe Albinizi, who has a similar
name of the priest that was elected. Thus, Albinizi, becomes the new Pope, except he is different than most priests. He loves Rock n Roll, women, cars and most importantly, he doesn’t rape children. I was thinking the same thing, a priest who loves Rock N’ Roll is a must.
So to the Roman Catholic cardinals who have a say in electing the new Pope, if you learn something from this movie, elect a Pope with similar qualities as Father Albinizi. I hear Russel Brand is available.
A not so fun fact – The Most Must Diet was originally called The Pope Must Die but the networks refused to promote the movie claiming the name was sacrilegious and offensive.