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Where Are They Now – The Breakfast Club
By AJ Feuerman on January 21, 2015March 24, 1984. Theirs was the letter that rocked Shermer High. When it was delivered from Carl the Janitor’s hands to the school paper’s inbox, I did not even know the movement I would create by publishing it. But where are these rebel-rousers now? This band of diverse brothers? Well, it took some digging, but I’ve found them. […] -
Where Are They Now? The Blair Witch
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Where Are They Now? D.A.R.Y.L.
By dAn MCcAULEY on September 5, 2012Since D.A.R.Y.L. is a Data-Analysing Robot Youth Lifeform, he never ages. At first, this caused complications in his life. He could never sign a lease for an apartment because he looked like a child, and the landlord considered him a liability. So D.A.Y.R.L was forced to live in his parent’s house. Luckily for D.A.R.Y.L., his best friend Turtle was “lazy,” […] -
Where Are They Now? Johnny 5
By dAn MCcAULEY on July 20, 2011After Johnny 5 became a U.S. citizen, he did what every American would do and filed a civil lawsuit for punitive damages against the thieves that viciously attacked him in New York City. Judge Judy ordered the defendants to pay $250,000 for medical bills and mental anguish. To escape a painful past, Johnny 5 moved across the country to the […] -
Where Are They Now? King Ralph
By dAn MCcAULEY on April 29, 2011Ralph Jones Sr. formed a band, The Ralph-coneurs, with his four sons, Ralph II, Ralph III, Ralph IV, and Ralph V. Their first single, “Wearing A Flannel Shirt in the Summer Will Make You Sweat,” reached the number 67th spot on the Blues-Alternative chart. Their second single, “Wearing a Flannel Shirt While Working Out Will Make You Sweat,” was not […] -
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Where Are They Now? Drop Dead Fred
By dAn MCcAULEY on April 8, 2011